A strange father, Simon Morgan, 43 years old. The way he raised his children was so strange that he could not find a father like him all over Australia.
One day, he suddenly wanted to travel abroad, so he bought a ticket for the day, "skipped class" with his son James, who was supposed to go to school, and flew to Dubai thousands of kilometers away.
Without saying a word, Simon just dumped a picture of the past.
A picture is better than a thousand words.
It is estimated that when the school teacher received the photo, the mood was as follows:
Later, Simon explained that it was a walk-and-go trip and that he had no time to notify the school.
And in the usual way, the school certainly won't give the holiday, so he simply "first and last".
There are two prerequisites for Simon to do so:
1. James is a super high achiever, the results have been very good! The occasional skipping experience will not affect his study;
2. Simon runs a travel company!
But! Simon lied.
The school teacher complained that he had skipped school more than one or two times with his son! And every time he made up a variety of strange, retarded reasons to send the teacher!
The teachers said they were hurt and the area of psychological shadow was infinite.
Take a look at the following two reasons, the teacher finished looking confused.
Case 1:
Teacher: James didn't have class today. You gave me a reasonable explanation.
Miss Simon:, no! Last night, while I was walking in the woods with my son, I was hunted down by the lion! Still hanging in the tree. Help!
Teacher:.
Case 2:
Teacher: James again did not have class today, you specially give me a reasonable explanation, don't take the labor is an idiot!
Miss Simon:, no! This morning, my son smashed the bedroom door was blocked by a group of hippo! Oh, my God, I don't even make them where they came from, and now they're in my bathroom. I guess he won't be able to go to class until tomorrow. He might smell a little bit, hmm!
Teacher:.
Case 3:
Teacher: James didn't have class today. You gave me a reasonable explanation. Ask not to fool the people's teachers, be sincere!
Instead of fooling around with his teacher this time, Simon took inspiration from the movie hangover, and responded sincerely: last night we took James out to celebrate his GCSE, test and a couple of cocktails! I didn't know what happened, but when I woke up at the hotel, there was a six-legged flamingo in the bed and a tiger in the corner just like Tyson's. I thought we might be in Las Vegas? I don't know where James is now. Wait, I'm on the roof!
There's such a weird dad, can't you take it?
But play, play. Simon says he's "an interesting but fair father!"
"in fact, most of the time I am also very strict. But James is a good boy, he studied hard at school, and his grades have always been very good. So I don't mind having a joke about him or spoiling him once in a while. "
To Simon's surprise, the school teachers even liked all the reasons he made up. They thought they were funny and had the gift of a joke.
Now the school teachers are looking forward to the next time Simon skipped class with James, what moths will be made up.
This is the legend, other people's father, other family's son, but also other people's teachers.