Yesterday, CC, a child's shoe studying in Russia, complained to his homepage, "I can't stand it anymore!" The efficiency of the Russians is too low!
The main page monarch hurriedly asks the situation, turns out, in the domestic habitual point take-out CC, in Russia order take-out but met "Waterloo" …
Unlike the Chinese take-out boys in the rush to deliver meals, the Russians pay attention to the "Buddha Department of delivery", and because it is really too "Buddha!"! So by the vast number of Chinese netizens cordially called "starved to death me" takeout.
Their usual way of delivering meals, like this-
That's right! Walk! But also very leisurely, like the rest of the heart.
At this rate, I'm losing when you're not starved to death! 18-year-old takeout, wait until 19 years old to eat it:
Hello, this is your takeaway. Are you starving to death?
Of course, Russia, as an economically developed country, doesn't just walk in the most primitive way-they take a bus, too!
You're probably in the same car as your takeout.
Very good, the Christmas dinner ordered, New Year's Day's time finally arrived.
If you order a takeout in the morning and haven't arrived in the evening, don't worry, your takeaway brother may be eating:
Maybe I met someone on the way, I was talking to someone else:
Once upon a time the delivery of takeout was slow enough to order only one meal a day.
If you want to have midnight snacks in the morning, you'll have to order them, or you'll have to turn them into breakfast!
CC students distressed to say, even if the take-out is so slow, the starting price is still very expensive, and generally only big hotels will send, but also have to reach 700 rubles (about 70 to 80 yuan) before departure …
If this had happened at home, there would have been a lot of bad reviews, and the point was in Russia, you might not even dare to complain.
After all, they are bare-handed bear fighting nation!
Can't piss off.
The problem of "slow delivery" is in fact present in most countries.
For example, in the United Kingdom and the United States, order takeout is not only a single choice of dishes, but also high starting price, slow delivery time, but also tip …
And "take-out" this point to achieve extreme, probably only China!
No wonder foreign students studying in China don't forget to boast of Chinese takeout when they give graduation speeches.
Like this classmate, he said the first Chinese phrase he came to learn in China was, "your takeaway."
"not all heroes wear shawls, and sometimes they wear blue takeout jackets."
Looks like this little guy doesn't have a little takeout in China.
However, for China's takeout system, not to mention foreigners, Junjun is also very proud!
The Aliens Research Association has previously interviewed foreigners about their feelings about Chinese takeout, saying: "mainland people use an incredibly rigorous attitude and deliver them within appointment time!"
"for our three-course takeout, it costs $3 and $4.50 per person, and sometimes it costs only $2! Note, this price is not our own cooking, but the price of takeout! "
"take-out has red envelopes, every time I buy 80 yuan things, only need to pay 70, although do not know why, but very happy ah!"
"when the hot pot is lit, not only will the dishes and pots be sent to the door, but even the stove will be delivered! Shocked! "
Indian beauty students said: "after the explosion of Indian fast food, India sent fast food to send many takeout will steal!"
"the magic is that you can also add notes, let a handsome guy to send it, and then really have a handsome guy to come to the door!"
Chinese takeout brother: the earth does not explosion, we do not have a holiday; the universe does not restart, we do not rest; in the wind, in the rain, in the festival, we are all here waiting for you ~
Will your conscience not hurt this foreigner who has arrived in China without tipping?
Home page when studying, also ordered a few takeout, although some major cities are slowly popularizing takeout app, but the difference between the delivery time and the choice of dishes with wuli China is not only a little bit more expensive, but also slow to give a tip! ".
This is probably why many students abroad, so miss the Chinese takeout.