Looking forward to, finally survived the final, look forward to the summer vacation, returned to the embrace of (shi), ancestor (mei).
Indeed, studying abroad, domestic family and food has always been the spiritual pillar.
Therefore, as soon as the final season is over, many students fly back to China as soon as possible to start a happy life.
However, unexpectedly, living abroad for a long time, back home unexpectedly there are so many symptoms of disobedience?! Even if milk tea keeps drinking every day, surrounded by spicy hot pot crayfish, it is still a little unsuitable.
[医]human communication disorders
"smile at passers-by
But it's regarded as deep well ice. "
1. Walking in the street accidentally looking at passers-by, subconsciously nodding and smiling, the other side showed the expression of looking at deep well ice, the face said, "do I know this man?"
He slipped away.
two. In the past, when I went in and out, the people in front of me would help hold to stop the door. When I returned home, I went shopping and followed the big brother in front of me. As a result, I was covered with the curtain of the windproof door of the mall.
3. After living in rural America for a long time, I feel too many people returning home. Shopping malls on weekends and nights are as crowded as holiday attractions, and it's hard to turn around.
4. Some people sneeze, and no one says bless you, always thinks the sneezing is not over.
5. For custom, thank you for hanging in the mouth, but the person is said to do. (aggrieved)
6. What's the most embarrassing thing after returning home? It's the person who inserts with a friend in a line. ``Why don't you see the man in front of the line? It's really xxxx.'' And then everyone comes back at you, and then you realize that people around here can understand Chinese.
Traffic incompetence
"Cross the road with the determination to die."
7. When I returned home, I was surprised that I would not cross the road! Half the green light turned red is a nightmare, can only be trapped in the road central, in the wind chaos.
8. Not only can not walk, can not drive, traffic jam will not say, the old drivers on the road a Tianxiu operation, see me scared.
9. I always want to find a rope to pull before I get off the bus. When I see the traffic light, I want to find the button on the next post.
10. When you take a taxi, you should also wear a seat belt in the back row and be seen through by the driver at a glance: "come back from abroad."
11. When you see a police car, you get nervous. Why? We don't understand innocent people, and the tension is over.)
twelve. To the gas station, turn off and open the fuel tank cover in one fell swoop, next to the refueling brother's expression gradually dignified: as if someone was going to rob me of my job.
13. I want to take off my shoes as soon as I pass the security check.
Excessive laziness
"I don't deserve to be a delicate pig girl."
14. Used to not carrying umbrellas, after returning home, the little sister (and little brother) on the road have a sunshade in their hands, only I hold the sun of more than 30 degrees in Beijing. Suddenly I felt a little bald above my head.
15. What is a fit? I do not know, comfortable on the end, after returning to see around the exquisite makeup, with fastidious little sister, smile disappeared, can not help but self-doubt, I am also a girl?
16. In foreign countries, no matter what clothes you wear, what color of hair will rarely attract the discussion of others, usually too late to pack up a pair of hoodie slippers to go out, after returning home, facing the strange eyes of the street ashamed, next time can not be like this.
Great changes in body size
"from being thinner than a yellow flower to an entry-level big man."
17. Always surrounded by tall and strong white sisters in the United States, I mistook myself for being petite. When I returned home, I found that the little sisters in the street were thin one by one, and I was like an out-of-place strong man.
18. No longer can buy healthy chicken breast meat and avocado, now I can only eat hot pot kebabs fried chicken copper pot frog every day (? Suddenly showing off), there is nothing I can do to watch my weight soar.
19. I regret not to cherish the free gym of the apartment/ school, the domestic swimming and fitness, I really don't know, besides, go to the crazy promotion of private teaching.
Life discomfort
"there are sour, sweet and spicy in China."
20. Go out habit to take id, and friends to go out to wave half way to remember did not take ID card, hurried home to pick up, the result found that the situation of domestic use of id is far less than foreign countries, or the motherland is convenient ah!
21. Always do not remember to bring toilet paper when you go out, suggest a solution: be trapped in the mall bathroom and remember it once.
22. After eating the McDonald's self-cleaning the plate, I got a thank you for cleaning the aunt's basket.
23. I was prepared to wash the clothes and wear it on the same day. The result was that there was no dryer, and it was a sunny day to expect to wear it on the second day of the balcony.
24. There is no fountain, at the door of the toilet looking everywhere for water to pick up and drink.
25. When I went out to dinner, I thought I could finally escape from a foreign country where I didn't know what spicy things were. I was bold enough to tell my boss how spicy I was! As a result. Excuse me, add another string of sour plum soup.
Consumption confusion
"when I took out the cash,
The cashier seemed to be looking at an ancient man. "
twenty-six. Go to the supermarket to buy fruits and vegetables, until the payment time found that forgot to weigh first.
twenty-seven. Because the place to go to school is very far from the Chinese supermarket, so that now go to the supermarket to see delicious food always want to store a pile of home, and then think that now is in the country, want to eat at any time to buy, instant happiness to fly up.
twenty-eight. When I pay, everyone else is pulling out my cell phone, only I am pulling out my bank card (even cash.)
Students who use cash to check out are in 2018
twenty-nine. I am used to swiping my card. The posmachine is in front of me. As a result, the cashier has to take it away and swipe it for me.
30. When three friends have dinner, they can't go straight to three cards at the same time, so one will pay first, and then everyone is faster than who.
thirty-one. Domestic prices are becoming more and more confusing, any small skirt in the mall is often thousands of dollars, into the sephora also try to make up a makeup, consumption is impossible to consume. However, as long as I fall into the arms of Dad Ma, I am the prettiest cub in the whole street!
I can't get used to it when I return home.
I'm also the happiest baby.
After listening to so many awkward and funny complaints, the home page asked, the life after returning home is so awkward, do you still want to come back for the summer vacation? Everyone's answer is, of course yes!
After all, the happiness of living in China is unimaginable to those who have never experienced it.
The fast fall of food is irreplaceable, the food after returning home is really too good, milk tea is full of fresh taro immortals, hot pot kebabs Spicy Hot Pot, eight dishes changed to eat, a month is not heavy.
The delivery fee is so cheap that I can't believe I'm sorry for not having a drink a day.
Think of the past half an hour to drive to find the milk tea shop, drinking four seasons milk green I left tears of gratitude.
Although the things in the mall can not afford to spend, but after returning home, we finally have a treasure again! I used to be able to get it easily when I didn't know how to cherish it, but now I'm surprised to realize that there are so many treasure shops in a treasure! As long as you click the orange icon, we can go farther and farther on the road to (qiong)!
Getting together with old friends, is it boring to go shopping, eat and watch movies?
No relationship, there are plenty of entertainment to choose from, secret room escape, private cinema, chess room, the whole holiday can be arranged clearly.
Of course, there must be no shortage of health programs such as foot therapy, sweat and steaming, and even some little sisters call to make an appointment before they board the plane home.
There is no denying that the domestic environment is relatively inadequate on some of the issues mentioned about habits and consciousness, but we can see that a lot of things are changing.
For example, many first and second tier cities in China have begun to implement the rules of concealment of pedestrians by motor vehicles, and toilet paper is also provided in the bathrooms of most shopping malls, and more people will use polite language casually.
Everything is slowly changing and moving in a better direction.
Maybe after returning home, the place that does not adapt permeates every aspect of life, but still want to say, go back to the place where oneself has lived for more than ten years, no longer adapt is also happy.