In the hospital, a pregnant woman had dystocia and the doctor gave her probiotics.
2300 jin of a woman did not see her husband lying on the sofa, a butt sat him dead. Law did not hold her accountable because the law was not responsible.
Three, two old people went to live a retired life Hospital. . .
The 70-year-old went in, but the 90-year-old did not.
Staff member: "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept old people with children alive. Your information shows that you have a son."
90-year-old: "Fuck, it's my son who just went in!"
4, go to a small restaurant where I often go to eat with my buddies, because I often go to a small restaurant, so I am particularly familiar with it! At the end of the meal, the check out was 104 yuan. My boss and I said, "Why don't you wipe the zero?"
Boss: Shit, you can't wipe the zero, you wipe the four bar!
I. . .
In the bar, I had a conflict with a muscle man, and the other side tried to hit me. I said, "you don't ask who I am, either?"
"who are you?"
"I'm a piece of shit, big brother. Aren't you afraid to get my hands dirty?"
6, a boss is tired of playing the other woman, the other woman can not ask for tens of millions of compensation for forced marriage.
He took hundreds of thousands of dollars to get her into high - end business school.
Class power is as expensive as clouds, less than two months, the other woman to find a new love, ignore the boss.
In order to maintain a pure image, the other woman gave the boss 1 million sealing fees.
-Wu Xiubo must have never read the story.
7. Trump got up in the morning and said, good morning, Mr. Sun.
The sun said: Good morning, Mr. President.
Trump said at noon: good noon, Mr. Sun.
The sun said: good noon, Mr. President.
Trump said in the evening: good evening, Mr. Sun.
The sun said: good Nima Gobi, I want to get off work.
Trump angrily called the Treasury: punish the sun now!
Mnuchin was silly for a long time: Mr. President, we have no reason to sanction
Trump yelled: did it get a picture of the Iranians?
Mnuchin: Got it, now.