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All kinds of sequelae of Australian immigrants after returning home: 24 completely successful recruitment

Australia after the return of various sequelae, everyone to feel.


1. Universal. At the crossroads, reach for a button on a traffic light post full of ads such as "pinpoint work".

2. Find yourself doing the folly described in 1, then scratch your head and smile and wait for the green light. The lamp did not change, subconsciously to touch the traffic light pillar, thinking, "just did not press ah."

3. Whether it is a store elevator or airport conveyor belt, habitually mixed with friends in a vertical row, regular standing on the left side, 30 seconds later collectively reflected: I TNND in their own plate! And then deliberately pile up in the middle.

4. In the public place very loud thought that others do not understand to say to the best friend: look at you look! That guy over there isn't handsome! It turns out that the handsome guy is blushing more than I am.

5. Ask your classmates to come out and play together. I: I'll be in xxx tomorrow morning. He: no, my family lives in area two. It's too far from city.

6. Go to the bathroom without paper. More than once.

7. Try to take out 20 yuan on the ATM.

8. Supermarket check out, pay by card: I want 50 cash out..

9. Boiling water, found it too hot, turned to the kitchen to pour some tap water into the cup.

10. Go round to the opposite side of the taxi, open the driver's side door, close the door for 3 seconds, and go around.

11. Walking barefoot on the floor, Mom saw it and scolded it once and for all.

12. Wear shoes into the house.

13. The habit of calling is to dial 001186 first.

14. Tomatoes do not bubble, rush straight to eat.

15. When I got off the bus, I unconsciously took out my bag, and I didn't know what I wanted to take out. Later it came to mind that there seemed to be no need to leave the station.

16. Call it partyworld..

17. When the word "supermarket" is mentioned, the word "Coles" is used instead.

18. Take the lift downstairs always looking for the "G" button.

19. KTV surprised to find that MV is no longer a natural scenery, very happy.

20. Buy a movie ticket, my friend pulls out my student ID, I take out concession.

21. To buy wine, come back to find out, I don't know when to put the passport in the bag.

22. I'd like to ask a few local people in my friend's dorm room: how many local? do you have in your apartment?

23. When you run into someone else, you'll say that sorry, is every one of them. So decided not to go to the night market anymore.

24. I feel sick when I see the green sign of subway.

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